Who's on first?

I wonder who is really in charge now shots have been fired

Remember the good old days when Trump was just a clown?

Now he's a clown president

 Trump Jokes
 There are schizophrenics with Tourette's who have more control over what comes out of their mouths than Donald Trump.―Bill Maher

 Donald Trump is "the kind of person who goes to the Super Bowl and thinks the people in the huddle are talking about him."―Eric Schneiderman

 Donald Trump likes to say he's a friend to "the blacks." Unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I'm guessing he's mistaken.―Seth Meyers

 This is what I've been waiting for my whole life. A President who's not afraid to tell the truth about being a lying a$$hole!―Lewis Black

 In an exclusive interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, Donald Trump said, "I believe in God." I think he meant himself  - Jay Leno

 Maybe he should ease into this ... by running for a lower office first, like President of the Hair Club for Men.―Jimmy Kimmel

 Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.―Craig Ferguson

 Donald Trump  said he's sick and tired of the rest of the world laughing at the United States. Well, President Trump will certainly put an end to that!―David Letterman