Things I learned on my vacation.... Show and tell

 I learned to be scared of dolphins for the rest of my life

 I learned there are photo bombs....and then there are photo bombs

I learned Mickey Mouse is a pedophile.....Oh Nooooo!!

I learned aliens have landed in New York and the Statue of Liberty is their leader



I learned the Leaning Tower of  Pisa cannot be shoved up some guy's ass



 I learned that earthquakes do not cause tsunamis



I learned that some photos do not belong in the family album



I learned that Daddy gets real tired on Mom's souvenir shopping trips



I learned something about walruses I never wanted to know



I learned daddy loses his fashion sense on holiday



I learned you should check the background before you take a family photo



I learned that it is actually possible to get sick to death of Disney World



I learned that some of Daddy's ideas really suck



I learned if Daddy has a few beers with lunch, he can't remember where he left the baby



I learned that llamas like to eat my baby brother



 I learned that if your lederhosen is too small, it will rub your *** raw



On the other hand, tie and dye is a beautiful thing



 I learned that sometimes your elephant ride can go south



 I learned that a cold beer really goes down well at the beach



 I learned that grandpa poops his pants if you put him on a zip line



I learned that mommy and Daddy have a really weird sense of humor



 I learned that cousin Willie will buy anything on vacay



I learned never to let Uncle Billy Bob touch me



I learned Nana's invisibility cloak does not work



I learned that people get really tense if you bury your brother and don't tell them where



I learned you should get Nana her own room at the hotel



I learned that those handles on the inner tube actually have a purpose



 I learned there really are sea monsters and they look a lot like cousin Willie



I learned you should never let Uncle Billy Bob near your little sister either



I learned Aunt Winnie could not swim. Unfortunately, it was too late to save her





Grandpa learned you can be in the wrong place at exactly the right time



 I learned that my  sister Julie has weird taste in boyfriends



I learned Nana doesn't shower much on vacation



 I learned that when you get bored and run out of things to do on your vacay,
you can take a refreshing ride over the falls


In conclusion...It was a real learning experience. But I think I'll go to camp next year


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I had a lot of fun putting this post together